THE CALL OF THE TRIBAL
I listened to an early Newsnight
debate on the Scottish referendum on independence.
“Well that's that!” I thought.
“Heart wins over head! The Yes vote wins! Stands to unreason.”
I felt - and feel - sympathetic.
“Its about the warm call of going
home – to the family, the village – the tribe!” I told myself.
“They'll go with it.”
At school in Africa my best friends
were proud working class Scots 6,000 miles from Scotland. Jazz was
their preferred music. Football their game. Distance enchanted their
view of home.
The reality of Scottish independence
will probably be less attractive when it's not a distant
dream.
At the country club near my home in
the bush we danced Eightsome Reels, Stripped the Willow and sang
'Auld lang syne.' and shouted 'Och aye!' We the English were in
transition to the life of lairds and landowners with black peasants.
When we went to the Mother Country we had to visit the Highlands.
England's heart was not folksy enough for homesick colonials.
Colonial whites knew about tribalism
in Africa. We used it to our advantage. We stoked the enmity between
the Ndebele and the Shona. An enemy divided is an enemy defeated. We
chose the most warlike tribe – the Zulu in South Africa – we
could respect them – and put them in charge of 'lesser' tribes.
In history however, we were taught
that the real achievement of civilised people was to join together,
make treaties and alliances. We celebrated every union and agreement
that meant peace even when it gave power to the top dogs.
Ah well! Alex Salmond has been
fighting for independence for Scotland for decades and he will likely
win.
What a shame!
He has thrown the discordant apple of
choice into the heart of Scotland and split it almost exactly in
half. Every nation needs its tribes and Scotland will soon have the
dominant YES tribe and the discomfited NO tribe. Will they learn to
love each other?
Will Scotland discover that it isn't
run or owned by the Scots in any case but like Britain, is a
franchise of global corporations? Salmond's independence is an
anachronism that doesn't answer the problems of today's world.
Salmond unfortunately is a man of fixed ideas. Will he have served
the Scots well? I doubt it.
If Salmond loses perhaps he'll go
into self-exile in Darien?
The Scots talk a 'braveheart' about
being socialists who despise Sassenach conservative toffs but their
socialism is also chauvinism and somewhat conservative too.
What happened to the international
socialist dream of a better life for all humanity?
The fact that the English won't have
the support of Scottish Labour will be a misfortune for England and
Scotland. England might rejoice if Northern Ireland split. The
Catholics could go with Eire and the Calvinists become a Scottish
dependency. If the Scots were to commit the Crimea of invading the
North-East of England and inveigling our last deprived working class
community into a 'union' with them England would be much the poorer!
Suppose the worst. What if England
breaks up into tribes. The Tower of Hamlets is fortified. The Glastonbury
Wall of sound cuts off South-West England. Norfolk floods its land to keep out
the Essex hordes. Oxford and Cambridge turn the Isis and the Cam into
moats and go it alone.
Imagine with horror that the one
stereotype of an Englishman held up for us to love might be a Farage
of John Bull - all mouth and no brain.
Scotland, don't leave us!
Save us from ourselves.
We need you!